What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

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Next, they tried...

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...