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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:10

No go.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
What do people usually do when they wake up at 5:00 am?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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